Published: April 25, 2016
F*ck Prince Charming. Sometimes, you need a Magnificent Bastard.
Face it, ladies: love sucks and then you cry…while your ex rides off into the sunset banging your best friend.
But why let a break-up end in tears when it can end with sweet revenge? Enter Magnificent Bastard Consulting and me, chief executive bastard. I’ve got it all—looks, brains, a heart of gold, and the killer instinct guaran-damn-teed to make your ex regret the day he said goodbye.
With the help of my virtual assistant, I’ve built an empire giving broken-hearted women the vengeance they deserve, while keeping myself far from the front lines of the heart. Life is a bowl of cherries, until my virtual assistant shows up on my real doorstep for the first time, begging for a Magnificent Bastard intervention of her own.
Damn… She’s a bona fide sex kitten.
I pride myself on being a true pro, but pretending to be her lover soon leads to giving it to her good, hard, fast, and up against the wall. And somewhere between getting balls deep in my sweet and sexy assistant and watching her ex beg for a second chance, I break every last one of my damn rules—professional and personal.
So what’s my next move? Fight for the girl who makes me want to get up on a white horse and ride to her rescue, or stay a Magnificent Bastard to the end?
Warning: MAGNIFICENT BASTARD is a stand-alone erotic romance told from the
hero’s point of view. No cliffhanger. Lots of dirty talk.
The blurb above says it all. The boss-assistant romance. So. Much. Fun.
My favorite things about this story were the humor and the hot, hot, hot sex scenes.
“I’m happy to strip you bare right here. Right now. Lift you up on this counter and f**k you until you come so hard you see Jesus.”
“I’m Jewish,” she murmurs, swallowing hard.”
I usually don’t read erotic romances with humor because few authors fail to pull it off, but Lili Valente gets an A+!
If you like the boss-assistant trope wrapped in a sexy and humorous story, Magnificent Bastard should be on your list.